Top ten reasons World of Warcraft is better than relationships

[rita1]

A World of Warcraft freak, who hasn’t had a girlfriend in four years, wrote this list of the top ten (well, it's really nine, but he makes it ten somehow) reasons WoW is better than “relationships, or women in general.”

Going by the name of “D”, he claims, “[i] never really started enjoying my free time after until I picked up a copy of WoW.” He also notes that this is the explanation to why some men choose video games such as World of Warcraft over women. Yeah...


10. Cheaper than women.

9. World of Warcraft doesn’t give you “viruses.”

8. WoW never forgets to take the pill.

7. New instances are actually a challenge.

6. Doesn't really give me any RL problems like women tend to do.

5. Can help me get a job.

4. New stuff is always added.

3. Can ignore anyone I don’t want to talk to.

2. If I get tired or frustrated, I can shut it off.

1. Ten again, cheaper than women. 15 bucks a month is a lot cheaper than a 2,000 dollar ring, and 50% of your assets.

[GC Cubed]

That's why that guy still lives in his mother's basement. Seriously, a real relationship is better than a game. It still is pretty funny though, because I read another thing about a guy who had broken up with his girlfriend so he can play WoW.

Thanks,
Lukario

[ian_likes_girls]

i like girls more than games hah but wOw is cool

[Pascalo]

rofl that is so stupid

[devils.master]

I can't stop playing War of Worldcraft only for a girl.

[CoreyAD9]

This is not appropriate for this site. I see that this person was banned, but me being a moderator, it is my job to give people a warning.

[swint]

It is a really cool game with nice graphics.......